Glasses

These legendary gray and chrome sunnies might not literally transport you to a Norse warrior paradise, but they'll look and feel heavenly. No slip, no bounce frames with a snug, comfortable fit, and polarized chrome lenses with UV400 protection will keep your peepers safe and sound.

You read that correctly. We are encouraging you to drink some of that sweet amber liquor with the Prince of Darkness. Don't let Satan's reputation (or love of ironic eternal punishments) scare you away; he just wants to be your running buddy. So go on, throw on these amber and black shades and do some Whiskey Shots with Satan.

After procuring the requisite saltwater taffy/mescaline composite they demand to fill the holes in their souls, Mick and Keith went for a jog in the black of night and came across a river so blue they could barely believe it. Inspired by that Legendary night we created these black and blue sunglasses.

Green shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water.

Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)

You're terrified of the Chemex your hipster roommate, Iris, bought for your apartment. Don't be scared. She'll use it for a week then ditch it because it's a huge pain in the ass and you'll both go right back to the $9 single origin sustainable free trade roasted in-house pour over you get at the place where they wear the coordinated collared shirts and aprons to serve your coffee. Snug, lightweight tortoise shell frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing. Hip circle frame style.

TAG, you're IT in these purple shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & light pink reflective lenses. Channel your inner cephalopod's athletic abilities in these baddies. (Get real, does having eight arms give you an unfair advantage when playing tag?)

When you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)

Tortoiseshell sunglasses? More like houndshell shades. These sunnies were named in honor of Bosley, king of the basset hounds. So every time you wear these no slip, no bounce brown frames with non-reflective polarized brown lenses, you'll be in the presence of royalty.

Slim fit for smaller faces. Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout. Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors. A smaller frame built specifically to accommodate those with tiny noggins.

Residents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.

Our all new obsidian on obsidian Circle Gs. By definition, obsidian is the hard, dark, glass-like volcanic rock formed by the rapid solidification of lava without crystallization. Snug, lightweight black frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you sprint for that 3pm nitro cold brew. Hip circle frame style that screams 'ask me about my vinyl collection.'

They think it's too boring or too funeral-ly. Instead, they pick red, blue, yellow, green, purple - every color in the rainbow. But you know what you get when you combine all those colors? Black! That's right, it's hiding in plain sight! Thanks to our new Hooked On Onyx program, everyone can learn to appreciate wearing black. Then you can proudly say, 'Hooked On Onyx worked for me!'

Turn heads in these chartreuse Astro Gs with a rose gradient lens. These no-slip, no-bounce shield sunglasses are perfect for crushing workouts, weekend adventures, or looking like a snack anytime of day.